Turning 30 wasn't too bad, but 40 was spooky. You know they got Propecia (pill) to grow back hair, probably hellaexpensive though.
This would be a good time to hunt for a permanent woman, if you don't have one already. Or fool around more. Either way, keep busy, and Happy Birfday!
Doomroar
No way in hell bro i was sure about you being 40 something, so we are contemporanians (contemporaries?) or some shit? no way... that baldness and that beard are too epic, they are not from a man on their late 20's... does that mean im going there too? well nice but... i... i will lose my afro? no, noooooooooooooooooo!!!
UNDERNATION
All my head hair is moving to my chin? Can't think of a better explanation. Maybe you'll keep all your man, don't grow dreadlocks and that'll help a bit.